Cruelty Day in Australia

Start whipping your horse! It's Cruelty Day in Australia!

Not content with belting the daylights out of majestic beasts on a race track for the gratification of a tawdry bunch of boozers and gamblers, today Australians are contemplating banning people who are fleeing death and persecution from entering the country, ever. You may be pleased to know that while the race is being run on the horse track, the Reserve Bank Board will be contemplating whether to lighten the burden on investors who have put themselves in a precarious position to increase their profits in the housing market while threatening the stability of the national economy. This is the white shoe brigade who'll be racking and stacking the urban poor in overpriced rental apartments that will lead to increased crime, suicide and global warming. Enjoy your day at the races guys!